List Of Pick-Up Lines
(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven’s a long way form here.
Are you O.K.? Because heaven’s a long fall from here.
Uhh..hey baby
Hey baby, wanna play army? I’ll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me
Is you’re name gillette? Cuz you’re the best a man could get!
As she’s leaving….Hey aren’t you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
Bond. James Bond.
Did it hurt? Woman: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
Do you come here often?
Don’t worry about it. Nothing that you’ve ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we’re together.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Hey…somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
I have only three months to live. ..
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you. <~Note from Mark, Never try this one on a Sr. girl.
I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Stand still so I can pick you up!
Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on earth!
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
What’s your favorite position on extramarital sex?
What’s your sign? Or
What’s your sign?..Yield?
Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Your daddy must have been a baker, ’cause you’ve got a nice set of buns.
Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
[Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
"Pinch me." "Why?" "You’re so fine I must be dreaming."
Your name must be Mickey because your so fine.
You’re daddy must be a hunter because he sure caught a fox!
You’re daddy must be an archer because he sure shot a bullseye!
Your daddy must play the trumpet, because he sure made me horny!
You must be from Pearl Harbor, ’cause baby, you’re the bomb.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do you know karate? ‘Cause your body is really kickin’.
Hi. I would like to award you the {Whatever beer we were drinking} award for looking so good. Now if you will give me your name, number and other vital statistics i would like to enter you in our grand prize drawing which will win you an all expense paid date with me.
You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.
Say, you remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You’re cool cause you’re hot!
Baby, you are the finest thing in the world. I could put you on a place and sop you up with a biscuit.
I must be a snowflake, ‘cuz I’ve fallen for you.
You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
It’s my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?] No, but how about a kiss anyway?
What’s the name of your perfume? "Catch of the Day?"
If you were a laser, you’d be set on "stunning"!
I’m good at math. U+I=69
Do I make you horny baby?
Is this seat taken? <~~A good comeback to this is to say "no, but this one will be if u sit down"
I would go to the end of the earth for u <~~A good comeback to this one is " But would you stay there?"
If I saw you naked I could die happy. <~~Good comeback for this is "yeah, but if I saw u naked, I’d probally die "
My name’s [your name]That’s so you know what to scream.
Get out of my car and into my dreams, baby.
Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? ‘Cause that’s what I’m looking
(Walk into her chest) "If they weren’t sooo large, it wouldn’t have happened.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
Are those space pants? Cuz your @$$ is out of this world!
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.
Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Excuse me, I don’t want you to think I’m ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you."
Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you bee drinking?
I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and you’re beginning to look pretty good.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Just where do those legs of yours end?
Let’s take a shower together — you smell.
Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are…gorgeous!
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
Wow! Are those real?
Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.
You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? Twice.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You should be someone’s wife.
You’re ugly but you intrigue me.
You’ve got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let’s go screw.
Your body’s name must be visa, because it’s everywhere I want to be.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going….
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I’ll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I’ll do it your way right away.
I’d like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to"tinker" around with.
You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you’re the Bomb - diggity.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous.
I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I’ll slam you all night long.
If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town.
If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?
You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so
what’s one more going to hurt?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
light switch away.~~~LOL!!
Hi, I’m a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?
My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard,and serve hot.
You be the tree, and I’ll wrap you like a Koala.
Hey baby, I’m like American Express, you don’t want to leave home without me.
Hey baby, what’s your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?
Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you’ll be screaming it all night long.
I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
Was you dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
Want to play conductor?? You be the engineer and I’ll go Choochoo.
You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.
The fact that I’m missing my teeth just means that there’s more room for your tongue.
Guy: "haven’t I seen you someplace before?"
Girl: "Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore"
Hi, my name is Skippy, like the peanut butter …I stick to the roof of your mouth.
Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
I lost my virginity…can I have yours? -Thanks Erin!!
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel.
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR:
I want to call your mother and thank her.
Did it hurt? Woman: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
How was heaven when you left it?
I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
I s there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the girl of my dreams!
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
What was that sound? It was the sound of my heart breaking.
What’s that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle.
Where have you been all my life?
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?
You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth.
You must be a hell of a thief ’cause you stole my heart from across the room.
.Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
[ Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.
Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is July xx,xxxx, at 10:30 pm, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."
Ouch! My tooth hurts! Target: "Why?" Because you are sooo sweet!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.
Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.
You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
If beauty were sunlight, you’d shine from a million light-years away.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!
(person walks in, and you say:) And out of nowhere comes the sunshine!!
When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
Hello. (Hey, it works!)
Do you believe in love at first sight? or should I walk by again?
You are the reason men fall in love.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.
Hey, I know you! You were Miss Maryland last year, weren’t you?
I feel like Richard Gere, I’m standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess(or prince) like you.
Were your parents Greek Gods, ’cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!
December 13th, 2005 at 4:18 pm
may mas tatalo pa sa mga ‘to:
1. “bi” ka ba?
2. munoz ka?
LOL.